Review: 1000 Ways to Die by Rootofalllight, literature
Literature
Review: 1000 Ways to Die
1000 Ways to Die is a show that airs on Spike TV and it was about...well, what else? People dying. And some of the deaths are so bizarre you'd think that there was no way it could possibly happen! But according to the following disclaimer...
Warning! The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. Do NOT attempt to try any of the actions depicted. You WILL die.
Yep. They did happen, but certain elements have been changed. But there are some that are not. There are some that are based on historical events. From the Brazen Bull, to the de
WARNING! The deaths portrayed in this spoof are based off real events and are extremely graphic. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. Do NOT attempt to try any of the actions depicted. You WILL die.
Soaking drugs in your shirt.
Rats eat your face; it hurts.
Jumping into an empty pool.
Mad on mercury; you're a fool.
1000 ways to die.
So many ways to die.
1000 ways to die-ie-ie.
So many ways to die.
Impaled on a pitchfork.
Fishing with electrical work.
Thinking that you could fly.
Getting high on a real stinky cow pie.
1000 ways to die.
So many ways to die.
1000 ways to die-ie-ie.
So many ways to die.
Running
1000 ways to die - ass phyxiated by thehitman47, journal
1000 ways to die - ass phyxiated
i was watching 1000 ways to die the other day and then it showed a very hot bbw! but it shows her killing a chubby chaser by accident by squashing him for too long
heres a link to the video
http://www.spike.com/video/plumper-humper/3300021
PS does any one the bbw by any chance or is a random find?
1000 ways to die (ON HOLD) by goodgirl4, literature
Literature
1000 ways to die (ON HOLD)
i. she hung herself from violin strings,
fiddling madly as she went.
ii. it's funny, nobody ever checks the cake
when they're looking for razors.
iii. they riddled her with bullets.
one day, her bones will be children's flutes.
iv. sometimes, they aren't under the bed.
sometimes, they are in the closet.
v. she ate a poisoned apple;
too bad she never found a prince.
vi. it's always the quiet ones.
why does nobody suspect the quiet ones?
vii. he had soft hair like raven wings;
she found he had the talons to match.
viii. the desert swallowed her
and the wind played her ribs like a harp.
ix. sometimes, you get a visit from Auntie